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Matt Farley is Available to Perform at Your Venue or House!


Do you want Matt Farley to perform at your venue or your house?

Call him or email him to let him know what you have in mind!

603-644-0048 /

Be the Star of Your Own Movie!

Do you want to be the star of your own movie?

But you don't know the first thing about making movies?

Matt Farley and Charlie Roxburgh will make that movie for you.

-This movie will be around 80 minutes long.

-It can be based on your original idea, or you can allow Farley and Roxburgh to write it.  *If it's based on your idea, it must be something that Farley and Roxburgh are able to film (for instance, they can't shoot a scene with 500 soldiers fighting in an epic battle).

-It will be of a quality similar to the movies they've made in the past.  Click here for examples.

-You can be the star if you want.  Your friends/family who want to be in the movie can be in it too!

-All your favorite actors from Farley/Roxburgh movies will fill up the rest of the cast.

-This is your chance to make that movie you've always wanted to make.

-You will be the producer of the movie, which means that you can screen it, stream it, sell DVDs, enter it in festivals, etc.  You keep all the money that you're able to earn with it.

Price: approximately $225,000 (depending upon how difficult it will be to write/film/edit)

Contact Matt Farley if you're interested: / 603-644-0048

Motern Media Cover Song Challenge!

In late August, The Motern Media Infomercial Podcast will devote an episode to playing listeners' versions of Motern Media song.

If you want to take part, please email up to 2 mp3s to

The Deadline is August 18.

Matt will choose one winner, who will receive 2 tickets to The Motern Extravaganza!!

Motern Heartburn on VINYL!!!


Motern Heartburn will never be available to stream or download online!

This is a great album from Matt Motern Manly Man, featuring 14 songs.

$36 for this extremely rare album.  Only 300 copies exist!  ($50 outside the US)

This album is really good!  You should buy it!

Orders Outside the US are $50

Custom Songs!

Matt Farley will record a song about almost any topic you want!

The lyrics will be based on information that you provide for Matt.  Please also specify if you'd like the song to be fast or slow, funny or serious, etc.  

These song make great, unique gifts for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, etc.  If you are having trouble coming up with a good gift, a Custom Song from Matt Farley is your answer!  And Matt is often able to get you a song very quickly!  Need a song by tomorrow?  He might be able to do it for you!  Need a song in a few hours?  He might be able to do that too!  Seriously!

Basic Song ($44): Most people get this option.  It features Matt on piano and vocals, singing an original song that is 1- to 2-minutes long.  (He can also do it on guitar if you prefer, just let him know.)

Deluxe Song ($140): For this price, Matt will do a fully produced song, featuring multiple instruments (usually including a beat, bass, keyboards), and backing vocals (if the song calls for it).  This original song will be over 2-minutes long.


Do you want the song to be available on Spotify/iTunes/etc? ($44 additional)  For an additional $44, Matt will get the song posted on every major online music site.  You can even provide him with a photo to use on the album cover.  

***Please note: since these songs contain personal information, if anyone asks for a song to be taken off of these online stores, the song will be removed with no refund.  Please consider whether the subject of the song would like it to be public before using this part of the service.(For instance, if it's a song about a romantic relationship, and then there's a break-up a few years later, they might not want the song to be up there anymore.)***

***All royalties from the song will go to Motern Media.***

***If you want the song posted on online music sites, you can pay by purchasing an additional Basic Song***


***Note: These prices are for personal commissions only.  For commercial commissions, please contact Matt Farley at the link below to discuss the rate.***

Before paying, please contact Matt to make sure he'll be able to fulfill your request within your time frame.  The best way is to email him at, but you can also call or text him at 603-644-0048.

Please Choose Basic or Deluxe

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